women's rights

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

girls basketball

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

jd and zach loves vigina

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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