- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What did the snake say to the rat?

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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