What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

scraggle is in you pillow case

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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