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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

30cm = 0,3meters

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

roy g biv

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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