how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Penis.

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Penis.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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My name is Jeff

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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