Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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