Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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