What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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haha

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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ur gey

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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are u black unlucky

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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