A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Do you play piano? No

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

whats the capital of congo famine

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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