What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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No!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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whats black and large -me

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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