- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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