Tommy got neutered.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Anti Joke

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