What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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hi joshua

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Justin

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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