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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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