What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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