- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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