- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Where's the soap?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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