- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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