- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Pianos.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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