Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Stealth baseballs record

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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