- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Smelly Indians.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I'd like to make a withdraw

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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