- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Christianity.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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