- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

The Female Orgasm

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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