- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A black man has a job.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.