Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Obama

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Rick santorum

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

DERP

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

my egg roll

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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