- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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