- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I'd like to make a withdraw

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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