How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What is life? Paul.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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