- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Ben Affleck

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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