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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Flowers are colors Love me

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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