- Anti Joke

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.