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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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