if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Dakota Fanning

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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