Caramel Boing.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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