Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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