some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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boobs.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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c-? men, C-men

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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That is so fetch

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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