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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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