If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Justin beiber..

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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