- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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