Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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