- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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