- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

pee

4 hours later.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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