- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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