What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Your mom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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