- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Do you like apples? Yes

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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