- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Do you like apples? Yes

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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