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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Rush Limbaugh

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Moral

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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