What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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batman has diarrhea

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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