Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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hey guys im gay

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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