- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??