How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A storm be brewin!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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