- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Ms Leong Sux

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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