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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Women's rights.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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