- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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