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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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