- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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