- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

justin littleton being sucessful

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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