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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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