- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Basically copying you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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