knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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