Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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alex is cool

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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