- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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