Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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punchline below punchline above

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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YOU

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Lewis

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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