- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

The lion swallowed his pride.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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