- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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