A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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