A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Hello

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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knock knock

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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