- Anti Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Morning wood.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Laugh

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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