- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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