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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the fish say after he

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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