He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Turkey Balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Beka has AIDS

Who has no penis Religious Believers

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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