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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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