your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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