Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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