- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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