- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Do you like fishsticks No

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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