Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

anal seepage

Justin Bieber.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What comes after 23? 24.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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