baloney sandwich

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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