- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Your're racist.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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