the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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