- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

9/11

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

YES! EXACTLY!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

In soviet Russia...things are different

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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