What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Your mom went to college

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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