Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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