- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

a black guy hates chicken.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

MySpace.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Terry has ebola

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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