- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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