Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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