Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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