- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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