Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

drugs.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

69.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

shammmm is a lesbian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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