- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Women's Rights

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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