Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Death by kayak

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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