- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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