How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Whats green? The color green.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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