- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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