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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

roses are red violets are indigo

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Weed.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

a black guy hates chicken.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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