- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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