- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

69 Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.