How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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